"Lloyd, your love of cock is a huge asset to this company."

5 Quick Thoughts About Entourage's Season Premiere (if you didn't watch, peace the fuck out):

1. Last night's episode didn't blow my mind. However, in my burnt out state, the fact that it kept me awake was impressive. While the show certainly has its flaws (repetitive, Adrian Grenier can't act, etc.), it is still addicting as fuck. No matter what, you just find yourself saying, "damn, that looks aiiight, lemme get some of that shit." As in, I want to be rich, famous, in the sun, and in a hot tub with Jamie-Lynn Sigler.

2. The Lloyd subplot (becoming an agent) is a great move by the show's powers at be. Ari has always been the showstopper, the reason people really watch this show. And Lloyd has been one of the main reasons for this. Everyone loves a gay Chinese dude who dresses like Ralph Lauren. Big ups to Lloyd.

3. Not enough Ganja. Turtle is still Turtle. Coming from a lover of the leaf, the plant rules over pussy. No matter how good a ZJ Jamie-Lynn may give, one of the reasons people tune into this show is to watch Turtle ripping bongs with Bob Saget and acting like that friend that everyone has (you know, the one who asks too much questions, scares girls away, and always has that chronic...) Sound familiar? It's cool (although unrealistic) that Turtle's scorin big time, but don't ruin his character for the sake of some poonani. Please.

4. More Drama. Last night's episode didn't have enough Johnny Drama in it for me. Less Vince, more Drama. The show is called Entourage for a reason. It's magic is about the funny, quirky shit that goes on behind the scenes in Hollywood. We know Vince is gonna bang out chicks in cars and do whatever the fuck he wants. We never know what the fuck Johnny's going to say or do next.

5. Sloane is still a babe. Putting Sloane back into the mix is a power move. She's bonafied bangin, and adds a little bit of seriousness to the show. The message seems to be: is it possible to grow up in Hollywood. And I think this season is going to keep exploring that, to some extent, while hopefully keeping the laughter flowing with more of the above.

This song is fucking bangin':

Friendly Fires - Jump In the Pool (Thin White Duke Remix)

Classic Ari: