Blueprint 3

First track off the Blueprint 3. Kanye may be a bitch and a sell out, but Jay has still got that ill flow and this track is pretty tight:

Run This Town-Jay Z Feat. Kanye West and Rihanna

"I love putting fish sticks in my mouth."

Most Everyone's Mad Here

Mark your calendars. On March 5, 2010, Alice in Wonderland will be released in theaters. As it is likely the most psychedelic children's tale of all time, I'm thrilled that it will be available in IMAX 3D (stack up on supplies at your nearest Phish show). I'm also thrilled that it is directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, as it's one of the craziest kid's stories of all time. The story's a classic, the visuals look amazing, and the cast (even aside from Depp) is grade-A so remember...

Don't be late, for this very important date.

The Real LT Stands Up

Apparently, former NFL stud and the greatest linebacker of all time could give two shits whether or not anyone in the NFL can touch his swag. The ex-freebaser told the radio station KLAC in LA that "I don’t really mess with football anymore. That’s an era of my life that has passed. A lot of the guys will sit there and live football. Every Sunday they’re glued to the t.v. watching football. I don’t watch football. I’d rather watch two people fuck"

This man is simply bad ass. Aside from Mike Tyson and Ray Lewis, there aren't too many guys I'd rather fuck wid.

The best there ever was:

That's G

I love all things Gangster. I love all things Euro. This is both. Amen. Looks like it could be better than Public Enemies (although I hear that is not saying much)

*Additionally, I spoke too soon about the Erin Andrews video. The full four minute one is pretty awesome. As for all the theories about whether or not it was leaked...It seems like a pretty strange coincidence that it would be leaked a) just 3 days before the ESPY's b) by ESPN and c) months after it was shot. Seems unlikely that Andrews did not know about it. Regardless, keep doing whatever you're doing Erin.

Despicable Me

Saw the trailer for this when I was at the theater earlier tonight. Looks just okay but the cast is fucking stacked so I'm gonna have to see it. It's got Steve Carrell, Ken Jeong, Jason Segel, Danny McBride, Will Arnett, Russell Brand, Jemaine Clement (Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords), and Mindy Kaling. Comes out about a year from now.

I'd Let Her Touch My Wand

A few thoughts before I hit you with some jamz.

1. I caught HP6 on Friday, and had very mixed feelings about it. While it did not blow my mind, it was certainly one of the better films from the franchise and set up the finale very well. Not enough quiddich or Cho Chung for me. The real highlights of the film were Hermione and Ginny-babies got back. After hearing a friend recently rattle of Emma Watson's Wikipedia page (she's deciding between Trinity and Yale, fyi), I must agree that she has got it all going on.

2. The Erin Andrews peep hole video isn't that sweet. You can kind of tell it's her. You can kind of see her ass. She needs to enter the sex tape realm, preferably with someone like Visante Shiancboner or Julio "Batbag" Lugo*.

3. Good way to start off the second half of the season for the Yanks but a) the Tigers aren't that legit b) I still don't trust Joba and need to see him be consistent, and c) Hughes is the biggest reason for them being 17 games over .500. Without him, the Red Sox bullpen would shatter us.

*Lugo is known as "Batbag" in clubhouses because that's what is allegedly needed to conceal his schlong.

Fred Falke is the fucking truth. It's 8:08 P.M. on the beach somewhere.

When We're Together - Morjac & Fred Falke Feat. Sarah Tyler

Make You Mine - Miami Horror (Fred Falke Remix) (Right Click, Save As)

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This video is to a remix of one of my favorite tunes. I don't really understand why whoever produced this video went in this direction, but I'm preeettyyy cool with it. Hot hot hot:



Blinded by the Dopeness.