The Biggest Douches in the Sports Universe

Oh how the mighty have fallen. This has got to be one of the more ironic Sportscenter commercials of all time. It wouldn't take too much urging to get these two to admit they are the man nowadays. And they certainly could have listened better to Ravech and Scott on how to deal with the media. I happen to like Keyshawn Johnson and think he's a great sportscaster, but there's no denying that he's a douche. Kobe, aka the "Black Mamba" aka the "Butt Blaster" is, on the other hand, a certifiable douche. In fact, he's a Giant Douche. Keyshawn is now infamous for being paid to not show up when he was on the Bucs, and has always been a controversial figure in the media. Kobe is famous for, well, selling out his teammates, being extremely bitter, his butt-only rule for white girls, and for his new, scintillating documentary (in which yes, he acts like a douche).