Is This Gay Or Is This Fratty: Rugby

Guardian : The rugby player Gareth Thomas has confirmed he is working with a writer on a film about his life which previous reports suggest could star the Oscar-nominated actor, Mickey Rourke. Rourke told Jonathan Ross he would like to play Thomas, who came out as gay in 2009, in a film.
Or: Every week Barstool U will feature a burning question that tortures the nation's future as they breeze through college: Is This Gay Or Is This Fratty?

LFrathard: Easy one here. Rubgy is queerer than a game of ookie cookie. You know who wore rugby shirts? Breckin Meyer's character in Road Trip. And that dude personifies a closeted douche who joins a team solely for the purpose of groping a man's balls without bearing the dicksqueezer label. You know why there's only been one movie about rugby that you've ever heard of? It's cause all the other ones are straight to Youjizz. If soccer is for queers than Rugby is for people who get arrested just because they want to discover what it's like to get your ass torched by Jamal at the look penitentiary. I thought rugby was gayer than a Village People themed mixer before I read about the Australian cocksmack who forced a dog to blow him. Now, I have no doubt that at least 10 percent of Rugby players are trapped in the closet with R. Kelly and Tom Cruise.

Rubgy? Uh, no thanks. I'm going to spend my Saturday sleeping in, ripping a bong, and watching SportsCenter. Then I'm going to get down with Tampico and vodka and blast Lil Wayne songs about making money. You have fun drinking at that pub drinking out of a dirty shoe while chanting about how you loved it when someones cleat accidentally reamed you during a grapple or whatever the fuck it's called. Fuck that frail shit.

Vote 10 if thinking about playing Rugby makes your anus bleed or 1 if Invictus made you want to run through a wall.

Here's an un-rugby like video of Wiz Khalifa (who's now sticking it to Amber Rose) being the man:

[Other potential topics: tweeting about how hard you're partying, Tapestries, communal showers, Justin Bieber (does he fuck chicks or not), listening to Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry at parties.]